I’m not dead…

Contrary to what you may have heard or read, I’m far from dead. I’m not sure what this is all about but thank you to everyone who expressed their condolences or emailed asking if it was true. I was in South London on Friday night though the burst water-main on London Bridge put pay to me and no doubt hundreds of other drivers getting out of 1st gear for the majority of the journey, so I doubt anyone would’ve been going fast enough to cause a fatal accident anyway. Even more bizarre – a friend of mine said he’d dreamed I was in a car crash the other night though I’m 100% sure it’s nothing to do with him.

All I can say is don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia, and if you’re still not convinced I’ll be proving I’m still of this earth by showing up to play Bacchus on Saturday night followed by a trip to The Scala to play a set of dub-disco at 4am, though I’ll probably be feeling half dead by Sunday afternoon.

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